by ras2124
So if we summarize this thread:You correctly understand the rules, but due to your interpretation of a wording, you don't like the rule in question as it doesn't logically make sense.
Numerous people say they disagree with your interpretation, trying to offer you their point of view (in which the rule makes sense) to help you.
You continuously tell us (somewhat aggressively) that our interpretation is arbitrary and our logic is flawed.
Considering the above, I would be surprised if even an official response would make you happy. My suggestion would be to remove the shrink and poison cards from the game when you play.