by Norbert Chan
Me Kraken. Me take on The King, Meka Dragon, Giga Zaur, Cyber Bunny and Alienoid.Alienoid is wimp. Stays back and get VPs. Rolled three 3's on first turn and second turn. That beotch.
Me save energy.Me buy Alpha Monster, get 1 VP when I attack.
Meka Dragon gets Parasitic Tentacles, allow him to take cards away from other monsters.
Me get jets. Me can go into Tokyo and leave no harm. Me in good shape. Meka Dragon buys Jets away from me using Parasitic Tentacles. The little swine.
Me get Gas Refinery. The King uses Acid on me and Shrink Ray on me. Annoying. Need to heal a few times to prevent shrinking.
Alienoid gets evacuation orders. Every monster lose 5 VP. That beotch. Me want to teach lesson. Alienoid at 17 VP.
Alienoid gets Gourmet. Rolls three 1's and with Gourmet earns 3 VPs to win at 20 VP.
Me lick wounds. Write session report. Maybe get geekgold. Maybe get geekbuddy. Maybe friends with [username=Meerkat] Maybe more. Maybe someday last monster in Tokyo.